"It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group."

-- Jimmy Carr

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“Latin food is my guiltiest pleasure and my demise. My trainer hates when I go home to visit my mom and her cooking.”
“The idea of full dress for preparation for a battle comes not from a belief that it will add to the fighting ability. The preparation is for death, in case that should be the result of conflict. Every Indian wants to look his best when he goes to meet the great Spirit, so the dressing up is done whether in imminent danger is an oncoming battle or a sickness or injury at times of peace.”
“With my little band, I did everything they did with a big band. I made the blues jump.”
“I love you Huey was the note I read, but there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed.”
“It is part of the business of life to be affable and pleasing to those whom either nature, chance or circumstance has made our companions.”
“We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection.”
“True patriotism isn't cheap. It's about taking on a fair share of the burden of keeping America going.”
“It hurts a lot when you cannot really comprehend what a person is saying in a meeting, or you don't even understand what you're reading in your contract.”

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