"Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy."

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Andy Borowitz

#Garden Quotes #President Quotes #Way Quotes

“When I play my own music, or when I play new music, there's much more stress and intensity of thinking about how I'm going to make it work!”
“If any such lover be in earth which is continually kept from falling, I know it not: for it was not shewed me. But this was shewed: that in falling and in rising we are ever preciously kept in one Love.”
“We need to send a clear message to gang members that violent crime will not be tolerated.”
“Never traffic in unpracticed truth.”
“This time, it was more of a thought than a feeling, a soft heat that began at her mouth and unfurled through the rest of her.”
“I think one's feelings waste themselves in words; they ought all to be distilled into actions which bring results.”

Source : Ray Strachey, Florence Nightingale (1930). “Struggle: the stirring story of woman's advance in England”
“Nothing in the world is so rare as a person one can always put up with.”
“My father was a Norwegian tenor and my mother a New York Irish librarian.”

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