"I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that."

-- Jeff Dunham

#Character Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Blue Quotes

“I'm okay with multinational marriage, foreigners are also alright. Mixed blood babies are so pretty.”
“I think this conflict [against terrorism] is going to require a suspension of freedom and rights unlike anything we have ever seen, at least since World War II.”
“One feature film that I am most proud of is Forrest Gump which starred Tom Hanks. Once you are called out to work in film, yes it is a small industry and your name gets around pretty fast.”
“I never met a color I did not like.”
“Reward is its own virtue.”
“No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.”

Source : "The Unquiet Grave". Book by Cyril Connolly, 1944.
“The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school.”
“For most cosmologists, a supernatural God is an unnecessary hypothesis. For most Americans, He is an unassailable fact. The American belief machine apparently has a fail-safe component. Nothing shuts it down.”

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