"I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'"

-- Gabriel Iglesias

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“Emmanuel Lewis was amazing to work with. I'll love that guy to the end of time.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I tend to forget what I'm doing will ever be read while I'm writing it, and just get on with the task at hand.”

Source : "Interview: Garth Ennis And Aaron Campbell on Bringing 'The Shadow' To Dynamite". Interview with Charles Webb, www.mtv.com. January 19, 2012.
“I have long held an opinion, almost amounting to conviction, in common I believe with many other lovers of natural knowledge, that the various forms under which the forces of matter are made manifest have one common origin; or, in other words, are so directly related and mutually dependent, that they are convertible, as it were, one into another, and possess equivalents of power in their action.”
“Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.”
“I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.”
“I turn all thorn then, but you come back again and make my thorniness fragrant and pink and petaled.”
“When you hear the words â€˜gay lifestyleâ€™ and â€˜gay agendaâ€™ in the future, [look] to your left, look to your right. That person next to you is a brother, is a sister. And they should be treated with love and respect.”
“As a struggling actor, youre not looking for parts that define you; youre just looking for work.”

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