"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

-- Rita Rudner

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“I hazard the guess that man will be ultimately known for a mere polity of multifarious, incongruous, and independent denizens.”
“Because of the internet, satellite TV, and the digital world, you can stay in touch, you can learn about other people from a young age.”
“Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.”
“At university, I used to write silly little sketches and monologues, but never fiction.”
“The beautiful invariably possesses a visible and a hidden beauty; and it is certain that no style is so beautiful as that which presents to the attentive reader a half-hidden meaning.”
“Every orientation presupposes a disorientation.”
“It is easier to look the other way. But if you do, terrible things can happen.”

Source : "Terrible Things: An Allegory of the Holocaust". Book by Eve Bunting, www.theguardian.com. 1980.
“Mockery when done without prejudice or discretion, can be a form of respect. It's the closest we'll ever come to true equality.”

Source : Paul Neilan (2007). “Apathy and Other Small Victories: A Novel”, p.53, Macmillan

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