"Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference."

-- Mort Sahl

#Lying Quotes #Apology Quotes #Differences Quotes

“I've been involved with violent movies, and then I've also said at a certain point, 'I can't take it anymore. Please cut it.' You know, you've got to respect the filmmaker, and it's a really tough issue.”
“Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.”

Source : Doris Egan @AtheistQOTD, twitter.com. March 11, 2012.
“The depressed person is a radical, sullen atheist.”
“Writers are frequently asked why they wrote their first book. A more interesting answer might come from asking them why they wrote their second one.”
“A woman's quest in life should be to find the perfect apartment. And I have found the perfect apartment. The perfect apartment is the first floor of the Metropolitan Museum. With a sofa.”
“I honestly believe that with a strong mind, you can literally 'will' the ball into the hole.”
“Sunsets are loved because they vanish. Flowers are loved because they go. The dogs of the field and the cats of the kitchen are loved because soon they must depart. These are not the sole reasons, but at the heart of morning welcomes and afternoon laughters is the promise of farewell. In the gray muzzle of an old dog we see goodbye. In the tired face of an old friend we read long journeys beyond returns.”
“It's a beautiful thing to be that committed to something that you get so much joy from, but it is like a sick addiction, because sometimes it's incredibly volatile, incredibly painful, and very frustrating. A man shouldn't be defined by his work, but I am.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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