"When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!"

-- Jimmy Carr

#People Quotes #House Quotes #Dinner Quotes

“He had the innate sense that something bad was just around the bend, but a hope that something incredible was waiting in the distance. It had to be. His burning love for her cursed through him until he felt so full he didnâ€™t know whether he would fit through the portal.”
“Because French is the language of love, my boy. Something you should keep in mind, but will soon forget.”

Source : William W. Johnstone, J.A. Johnstone (2013). “The Brothers O'Brien”, p.291, Pinnacle Books
“My dad was an incredibly brave man, completely dedicated to his family, with a love for all. If I could be half the dad he was, to my children, then that will be an achievement in itself. He died 14 months exactly to the start of the 2012 Olympics. I hope he will be watching and waving his big union jack in London from somewhere else. I love you so much dad.”

Source : "Tom Daley devasted after his father Rob loses his battle with cancer aged just 40" by Susie Boniface, www.mirror.co.uk. May 29, 2011.
“It is a well-known fact that we always recognize our homeland when we are about to lose it.”
“I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“'Tis spring; come out to ramble The hilly brakes around, For under thorn and bramble About the hollow ground The primroses are found. And there's the windflower chilly With all the winds at play, And there's the Lenten lily That has not long to stay And dies on Easter day.”
“Being in the music business is a totally different industry right there.”
“Having been Scully for such a long time, I have to prove myself in other roles.”

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