"And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track."

-- Demetri Martin

#Morning Quotes #Track Quotes #Looking Forward Quotes

“For the first time, I lived alone... in a luxury apartment on Sunset Strip. For a few days I loved the idea, but I got lonely and restless.”
“What you can do, or think you can, begin it.”
“...wanting things for the wrong reasons can turn anyone's life into a marshmallow on a stick over a hot fire: impossibly messy and eventually consumed, one way or another.”
“What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.”
“I want you to try and remember what it was like to have been very young. And particularly the days when you were first in love; when you were like a person sleepwalking, and you didnâ€™t quite see the street you were in, and didnâ€™t quite hear everything that was said to you. Youâ€™re just a little bit crazy. Will you remember that, please?”
“Personally, coming out was one of the most important things I've ever done, lifting from my shoulders the millstone of lies that I hadn't even realized I was carrying.”
“Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.”
“Although the Senate is much given to admiring in its members a superiority less obvious or quite invisible to outsiders, one Senator seldom proclaims his own inferiority to another, and still more seldom likes to be told of it.”

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