"Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long."

-- H. L. Mencken

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Long Quotes

“And kissed her for a hundred and sixty-nine years.”
“[If] there is mercy in nature, it is accidental. Nature is neither kind nor cruel but indifferent.”
“I wonder how well she sleeps at night, and what kind of dreams she has. I wish I could step into them like she steps into mine.”

Source : Isaac Marion (2016). “Warm Bodies and The New Hunger: A Special 5th Anniversary Edition”, p.150, Simon and Schuster
“Be obedient even when you do not know where obedience may lead you”
“It doesn't matter where anybody lives, we're all here.”
“Ree, brunette and sixteen, with milk skin and abrupt green eyes, stood bare-armed in a fluttering yellowed dress, face to the wind, her cheeks reddening as if smacked and smacked again.”

Source : "Winter's Bone". Book by Daniel Woodrell, 2006.
“This is the woman's century, the first chance for the mother of the world to rise to her full place . . . and the world waits while she powders her nose.”
“We want to explore. We're curious people. Look back over history, people have put their lives at stake to go out and explore ... We believe in what we're doing. Now it's time to go.”

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