"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."

-- Will Rogers

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“From the newsstands a dozen models smiled up at her from a dozen magazine covers, smiled in thin-faced, high-cheekboned agreement to Kessa's new discovery. They knew the secret too. They knew thin was good, thin was strong; thin was safe.”
“There is a great advantage in training under unfavorable conditions. It is better to train under bad conditions, for the difference is then a tremendous relief in a race.”
“I think to be writer you have to enjoy being alone. I was a loner as a teenager and was always drawn to characters in books and films who were at the fringes.”
“You're trying to put yourself in that moment and trying to prepare yourself, to have a 'memory before the game. I don't know if you'd call it visualising or dreaming, but I've always done it, my whole life.”

Source : "Wayne Rooney reveals visualisation forms important part of preparation" by Jamie Jackson, www.theguardian.com. May 17, 2012.
“Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.”
“All those days that came and went, little did I know that they were life.”
“I don't know why I go to extremes.”
“To look forward and not back, To look out and not in, and To lend a hand.”

Source : Ten Times One Is Ten ch. 9 (1871)

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