"I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work."

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Source : "Paul Scheer Makes Comic Book Debut With Aliens Vs. Parker". Interview with Joey Esposito, www.ign.com. March 11, 2013.

Paul Scheer

#Xbox Quotes #Wife Quotes #Limits Quotes

“Conscience is the most sacred of all property.”
“You can't have it both ways. Either our rights come from God, as our Declaration of Independence says, or they come from human choice. If they come from human choice, then our whole way of life is meaningless, it has no foundation.”

Source : "PBS' Newshour" with Jim Lehrer, www.keyesarchives.com. December 20, 1999.
“While I'm here on this planet, I really want to create art and do creative things.”
“It's never too late to take your heart health seriously and make it a priority.”
“Developing a cheerful disposition can permit an atmosphere wherein one's spirit can be nurtured and encouraged to blossom and bear fruit. Being pessimistic and negative about our experiences will not enhance the quality of our lives. A determination to be of good cheer can help us and those around us to enjoy life more fully.”
“I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.”
“Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.”
“Abolition of a woman's right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity: a form of rape by the State.”

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