"It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?"

-- Lewis Black

#Progress Quotes

“When he was very excited, [John Singer] Sargent would rush at his canvas with his brush poised for attack, yelling, 'Demons, demons, demons!' When he was particularly angry or frustrated, he expressed these feelings with 'Damn,' the only curse he allowed himself. He once had the expletive inscribed on a rubber stamp so he could have the satisfaction of pounding it on a piece of paper.”
“The proof of a well-trained mind is that it rejoices in which is good and grieves at the opposite.”
“The cool part about working for Disney is that they've allowed me to be a change agent.”
“Even in the King's Gambit ... White is no longer trying to attack at all costs. He has had to adapt his approach and look for moves with a solid positional foundation ... As often as not, his strategy consists of stifling Black's activity and then winning in an endgame thanks to his superior pawn structure.”
“The worst thing your parents can do is try to emulate you.”

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“It ain't what you do it's how you do it.”
“When my husband of almost 20 years canâ€™t take his eyes off me? Thatâ€™s amazing,”
“The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves.”

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