"The only real laughter comes from despair."

-- Groucho Marx

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“There is no improving the future without disturbing the present.”

Source : Catherine Mumford Booth (1883). “Aggressive Christianity: Practical Sermons”
“Education is the art of making man ethical.”
“The essence of bravery is being without self-deception.”
“Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsequently turns its back on bad and good alike.”

Source : Eric Bentley (1986). “The Pirandello Commentaries”, p.9, Northwestern University Press
“[People] feel Washington doesn't understand their lives anymore, and they feel that even though Donald Trump might make a mistake with what he says from time to time, they see that as authenticity and maybe somebody who will truly pay attention to them, because they feel ignored.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a quarterback who thinks playing quarterback is just about passing.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“We're all getting lashed to the great wheel of uniformity.”
“No! I won't pay debt with a currency that's not backed by gold and silver! No! I won't trust in God!”

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