"It's quite easy to make a load of people laugh, it's often a reflex action, but I think to make them cry is harder without manipulating them."

-- Ricky Gervais

#Thinking Quotes #Laughing Quotes #People Quotes

“...real loneliness is having no one to miss. Think yourself lucky you've known something worth missing.”

Source : Emma Donoghue (1995). “Hood”
“I combined theatre and films with live TV, such as The Royal Variety Show, performing sketches opposite Bob Hope and Maurice Chevalier.”
“To the mind, God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by creating this world that mind cannot trace how He did it. That is why the mind always freaks out about God.”
“Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.”
“A bowl rotates faster at the top than at the bottom.”
“Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don't find one, it's you.”
“Unlike stocks, where in our country, you go to sleep, everyone tells you everything is wonderful, you wake up and everything is gone.”

Source : "EX-MOB BOSS WARNS: There's A Stock Market Bubble And It's Going To Burst" by Tyler Durden and Zero Hedge, www.businessinsider.com. August 24, 2014.
“Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.”

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