"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."

-- Ambrose Bierce

#Funny Quotes #Anniversary Quotes #Romantic Quotes

“I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.”
“Over all, I want you to discover the joy of creation by your own hand. ... The possibility of creation from paper is infinite.”
“If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.”
“Fear makes men believe the worst.”

Source : "Historiarum Alexandri Magni Macedonis Libri Qui Supersunt". Book IV, 3, 22,
“I spent years working in low-budget horror films. When you've done 'Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death,' you can handle anything!”
“Anyone one loves is a potential enemy ...”
“My MIND POWER gave me this body.”
“When gloaming treads the heels of day And birds sit cowering on the spray, Along the flowery hedge I stray, To meet mine ain dear somebody.”

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