"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."

-- Groucho Marx

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“Human memory, they say, is like a coat closet: The most enduring outcome of a formal education is that it creates rows of coat hooks so that later on, when you come upon a new piece of information, you have a hook to hang it on. Without a hook, the new information falls on the floor.”

Source : Ursula Goodenough (2000). “The Sacred Depths of Nature”, p.21, Oxford University Press, USA
“There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark! And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk.”
“We're swallowed up only when we are willing for it to happen.”
“Whatever happens, I'm ready to face it,”
“You didnt grow up in the shadow of John Steinbeck. He put you on his shoulders and gave you all the light you wanted.”
“Do you know that even when you look at a tree and say, `That is an oak tree', or `that is a banyan tree', the naming of the tree, which is botanical knowledge, has so conditioned your mind that the word comes between you and actually seeing the tree? To come in contact with the tree you have to put your hand on it and the word will not help you to touch it.”
“Our national myths often exaggerate the role of the individual heroes and understate the importance of collective effort.”

Source : Robert D. Putnam (2001). “Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community”, p.24, Simon and Schuster
“I think we do not need to send more jobs to low wage countries. I think corporate America has to start investing in this country and create decent paying jobs here.”

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