"Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron."

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Andy Borowitz

#Lasts Quotes #Republican Quotes #Excited Quotes

“Only in Russia poetry is respected--it gets people killed.”

Source : "Hope Against Hope: A Memoir". Book by Nadezhda Mandelstam (Chapter 35), 1970.
“Families where there is not much laughter I think are signs of some sort of dysfunctionality or sickness.”
“It is only the belief and the confidence we have in a God why man is able to understand his own social institutions, and move and live like a rational human being.”
“On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.”
“I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But. . .can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over the rails, swords in hand, screaming, 'Your cats! Give us all your gods-damned cats!”
“For I am the size of what I see / not my height's size.”
“It should console us for the fact that sin has not totally disappeared from the world, that the saints are not wholly deprived of employment.”
“I'm like most people. We just concentrate on the present. I live right where the film is going through the film projector and it hits the light.”

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