"So here's something I know to be true, although it's a little corny, and I don't quite know what to do with it:"

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George Saunders

#Advice Quotes #Littles Quotes #Corny Quotes

“People think me a sort of Florence Nightingale, but I have no heroic qualities. I simply donâ€™t feel very much.”
“But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked.”
“Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither new girlfriends, health professionals, changes of diet, dope, humility, or God.”
“The great thing about getting older is that you become more mellow. Things aren't as black and white, and you become much more tolerant. You can see the good in things much more easily rather than getting enraged as you used to do when you were young.”
“They tax when you earn a dollar, they tax you when you save it, they tax you when you invest it. If you earn a dividend, they tax it again, and if you're stupid enough to die, they steal up to half.”
“I'm ashamed of what I did, but I'm not ashamed of what I've done to correct my mistakes..... I'm proud of who I am.”
“A monkey could drive this train.”

Source : "EBay Bids on a New Path to Growth" by Verne G. Kopytoff, www.nytimes.com. February 06, 2011.
“I don't know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships.”

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