"There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!"

-- Andrew Dice Clay

#Kids Quotes #Shoes Quotes #Uterus Quotes

“The best favors are worth doing for the doing, not because we'll ever get paid back appropriately.”
“A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well.”

Source : FaceBook post by Dan Rather from Jul 21, 2014
“Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.”
“It's a wonderful thing to be optimistic. It keeps you healthy and it keeps you resilient.”
“Looking at affordable health care, I think it is important that we look not only at prescription drugs, but also make sure that there is a major focus on health care.”
“A more diverse force is a stronger force. A more diverse mindset makes you a stronger force. If you have the same outlook, if you have the same mindset, you don't get much innovation.”

Source : "Navy Secretary Believes Combat Positions Should Be Open To Qualified Women". "Morning Edition", www.npr.org. September 11, 2015.
“A fool may scrawl on a slate and if no one has the wit to wipe it clean for a thousand years, the scrawl becomes the wisdom of ages.”

Source : Mark Lawrence (2012). “King of Thorns”, p.137, Penguin
“The saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there's nothing to make it last.”

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