"We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it."

-- Roald Dahl

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“Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.”
“One has to bear in mind that during my childhood and adolescence, I suffered the repression of the Somoza dictatorship in every way: economically, socially, as well as at the hands of the police -- because if we went out on the street to play baseball, for example, the police would come and beat us up and put us in prison.”
“It's our tendency to approach every problem as if it were a fight between two sides. We see it in headlines that are always using metaphors for war. It's a general atmosphere of animosity and contention that has taken over our public discourse.”
“I got to speak to Missy Elliott on the phone and she was like, 'I see you and just keep doing your thing,' and to hear that was incredible.”
“There's nothing quite like a real . . . train conductor to add color to a quotidian commute”
“I'm painting so much that I don't listen to much music. Because music is another creative outlet, it's a huge distraction for me when I paint.”

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“Vice gets more in this vicious world than piety.”
“I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.”

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