"Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!"

-- Dave Chappelle

#Funny Quotes #Relax Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Blood!...Blood!... That's a good thing! A ghost who bleeds is less dangerous!”

Source : Gaston Leroux (2016). “The Phantom of the Opera & The Mystery of the Yellow Room (Mystery Classics): The Ultimate Gothic Romance Mystery and One of the First Locked-Room Crime Mysteries”, p.105, e-artnow
“None but the weak crave to be better than. Strong men are satisfied with their own strength.”
“Magic lies in between things, between the day and the night, between yellow and blue, between any two things.”
“I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.”
“When dictators feel their support slipping among adults, it is not unusual for them to alter school textbooks in the hope of enlisting impressionable youths in their cause.”
“A black woman's body was never hers alone.”
“Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes.”
“Always be yourself. There's only one you. You should embrace anything that you don't like about yourself because that's individual and that's you.”

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