"One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?""

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Chris Rock

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“Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all. --Brianna Fraser to Roger MacKenzie”
“I was the only person I'd ever met who had a record contract. None of the E Street Band, as far as I know, had been on an airplane until Columbia sent us to Los Angeles.”
“Those are always fun characters to play, the ones who are stupid but speak with authority.”

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“Wars produce warlike societies, which in turn make the world more dangerous for other societies, which are thus recruited into being war-prone themselves.”
“It's obvious you shouldn't steal, kill or be cruel.”
“Preparation, mastery, can help you overcome your fear, but mastery alone is not enough. There has to be something you want that’s worth more to you than your fear.”
“The unwelcome November rain had perversely stolen the day's last hour and pawned it with that ancient fence, the night.”
“Suffering is the demand that experience be different from what it is.”

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