"I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went, 'Wow, it's not me!'"

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Source : "Lewis Black: Red, White and Screwed". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. June 10, 2006.

Lewis Black

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“What you want to do is not go to work. You're not missing a thing. The worst thing I did was start work young.”
“It's amazing how much actual chicken sounds lend themselves to stupidity.”

Source : "Alan Tudyk on making Moana's chicken noises and his fear of becoming Rogue One's Jar Jar". Interview with Esther Zuckerman, film.avclub.com. December 7, 2016.
“You need to balance arrogance and humilitywhen you buy anything, it's an arrogant act. You are saying the markets are gyrating and somebody wants to sell this to me and I know more than everybody else so I am going to stand here and buy it. I am going to pay an 1/8th more than the next guy wants to pay and buy it. That's arrogant. And you need the humility to say 'but I might be wrong.' And you have to do that on everything”
“No muse shoots darts of insight into the unsuspecting artist.”
“Act with a determination not to be turned aside by thoughts of the past and fears of the future.”
“The key battleground in the war on terrorism, therefore, is in the minds of the American public.”
“I used to be ashamed And now I am proud. The world once was black And now it is bright. I used to walk head bent And now I stand up tall. I used to have dreams But now I have hope.”
“We need to make sure middle-class people are able to pay the bills. We need to make sure that poor people don't starve. Those are values, too.”

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