"Clowns have no respect for pie."

-- Demetri Martin

#Pie Quotes #No Respect Quotes #Clown Quotes

“I see things that nobody else sees”
“It is futile to debate on what is wrong and right with people whose remorse is not their punishment, nor is it reasonable to care about their promise and criticism.”
“She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.”
“I have never seen a market unfold in other than an Elliott Wave pattern.”
“I decided to take God and organized religion seriously, and to reject the secular life which in my teens had looked attractive because it allowed me to act in any way that I wanted.”
“Saving faith is the faith of God's elect; the special gift of God to them, wrought in them by his Spirit.”

Source : Thomas Boston (1830). “Human Nature in Its Fourfold State: Of Primitive Integrity, Entire Depravation, Begun Recovery, and Consummate Happiness Or Misery, in the Parents of Mankind in Paradise, the Unregenerate, the Regenerate, All Mankind in the Future State, in Several Practical Discourses”, p.143
“I love horses so much. Horses are my life.”
“If you are engaging rationality, you are already engaging a place that makes you unavailable. Only when I recognize that inspiration has announced itself to my availability will I then say I need to use my mind to calculate exposure, my emotions to position myself and arrange a configuration of shapes that need to come into being, my body to put it all in place because we have been given a message and it has come through inspiration through being available.'”

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