"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."

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Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Truth Quotes #Honesty Quotes

“Science should be taught not in order to support religion and not in order to destroy religion. Science should be taught simply ignoring religion.”

Source : Freethought Today (unidentified article/page), April 2000.
“In the performer's body, you don't care how you look. It doesn't matter if you're old, fat, beautiful, or ugly. It doesn't change anything. The only thing is your charisma and how you express your idea.”
“I don't bring any ideology or barriers with me into my music.”
“Listing the polar bear under the Endangered Species Act could harm bear conservation efforts by eliminating revenues from the carefully-regulated sport hunting of polar bears by Americans and the importation of polar bear meat and trophies into the U.S. As hunting by non-Americans would replace hunting by Americans, nothing would be accomplished in terms of reducing the number of polar bears killed, but the revenue currently generated by American sport hunters for conservation and research efforts would be eliminated.”
“Same-gender attraction did not exist in the pre-earth life and neither will it exist in the next life. It is a circumstance that for whatever reason or reasons seems to apply right now in mortality, in this nano-second of our eternal existence.”

Source : Source: www.mormonnewsroom.org
“It was given out that the animals there practised cannibalism, tortured one another with red-hot horseshoes, and had their females in common. This was what came of rebelling against the laws of Nature, Frederick and Pilkington said.”
“If physics leads us today to a world view which is essentially mystical, it returns, in a way, to its beginning, 2,500 years ago. ... This time, however, it is not only based on intuition, but also on experiments of great precision and sophistication, and on a rigorous and consistent mathematical formalism.”
“If he wants to get that next contract, he's going to have to go to the New York Athletic Club three times a day and just ride the bike.”

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