"Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden."

-- Craig Ferguson

#Animal Quotes #White Quotes #House Quotes

“Each one of us is part of the soul of the universe”
“I'm not so sure that horror should be dismissed as something less than literature.”
“Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.”
“History is the heavy traffic that prevents us from crossing the road. We're not especially interested in what it consists of. We wait, more or less patiently, for it to pause, so that we can get to the liquor store or the laundromat or the burger bar.”
“Leaders shouldn?t attach moral significance to their ideas: Do that, and you can?t compromise.”
“A man's action is only a picture book of his creed.”
“The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.”
“The course of life is unpredictable no one can write his autobiography in advance.”

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