"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag."

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Garry Shandling

#Sex Quotes #Practice Quotes #Safety Quotes

“I'd seen too many shrines in South Central and thought it was worth asking where the first bullet came from that started all this violence.”
“Power attracts the corruptible. Suspect any who seek it.”
“A perfectionist is someone who finishes the backside of a drawer, which I consider completely unnecessary.”
“The first path a human being ever travels is the path that leads out of the maternal womb. Every human being's first labyrinth is that of a woman.”
“I was a freshman All-American, and I tore my ACL in the third game. But God has a plan for everything. I had a chance to turn away from Him in that situation or draw closer to Him. I decided to draw closer to Him, and came back stronger from it.”
“To be gentle and kind, modest and truthful, to be full of faith and integrity, doing no wrong is of God; goodness sheds a halo of loveliness around every person who possesses it, making their countenances beam with light, and their society desirable because of its excellency. They are loved of God, of holy angels, and of all the good earth, while they are hated, envied, admired, and feared by the wicked.”
“Do Libertarians care about the poor? Well, we're not ladening them down with debt, we're not sending them off to God damned wars, we're not creating a permanent underclass, we're not trapping them in shitty schools where they graduate unable to read, WE DO CARE ABOUT THE POOR, and that's why we want the State out of their way!!”
“I don't think a baby will change my career because I don't plan to go about my career any differently. I'm gonna work hard because I love to work, and I love what I do. I think a baby will just add more happiness to it.”

Source : "Tamar Braxton Talks Pregnancy, Motherhood In Revealing Interview". Interview with Amber McKynzie, www.blackenterprise.com. April 24, 2013.

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