"There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper."

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Source : FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 25, 2013

Bill Engvall

#Suicide Quotes #California Quotes #Bed Quotes

“In 2014, impunity in journalism murder cases reached a staggering 96 percent and the remaining 4 percent obtained only partial justice, we have become targets. Insurgent groups no longer use reporters to transmit news, but instead kidnap them to make news. They treat us as enemy combatants and spies. This is our everyday reality.”
“Saddam Hussein's regime is despicable, he is developing weapons of mass destruction, and we cannot leave him doing so unchecked. He is a threat to his own people and to the region and, if allowed to develop these weapons, a threat to us also.”
“I believe the gun has no power because a gun can only kill, but a pen can give life.”
“When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
“I am recording my first CD in Spanish and preparing myself for the next stage of my career.”
“So I moved to Europe and only came back when directors like Robert Altman would call me after they'd seen my work in Full Metal Jacket.”
“You don't have to start from scratch to do something interesting. You don't have to start from scratch to have a massive impact on the world. You have to have a good idea. You have to convince other people of those good ideas. And you have to push as quickly as possible.”
“After initially trying to defend his remarks about gun-toting, tabacky-chewing, bitter Jesus freaks, Barack Obama is now backpedaling furiously.”

Source : Little Green Footballs weblog, April 12, 2008.

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