"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."

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Bobby Slayton

#Fun Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Tie your camel up as best you can, and then trust it to Providence.”
“Whatever may be God's future, we cannot forget His past.”
“You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.”
“A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was that he died empty, because he accomplished everything he wanted, with no regrets. I think that, along with leaving a legacy, would be the greatest sign of success.”
“If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul.”
“I am totally unattached to material items.”
“She who loves roses must be patient and not cry out when she is pierced by thorns.”
“We are not what we think, or what we say, or how we feel. We are what we do.”

Source : Gordon Livingston (2009). “Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart: Thirty True Things You Need to Know Now”, p.7, Da Capo Press

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