"Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked." "I'm blind." "You're not blind. I'm wearing pants." "Oh." That was embarrassing."

-- Darynda Jones

#Eye Quotes #Hands Quotes #Naked Quotes

“...the only way to prove you are normal is to smash someone's face in”
“The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you.”
“I always get bored with my hair. That's why I would always change it throughout my career.”
“sharing is the secret of civilization.”
“It's hard to be scared when there are 80 people around you.”
“in order to confer their lost Nationality upon exiled Jews , the British with the help of the League of Nations began to rehabilitate the old Hebrew country, Palestine, with its long lost children. The Jews had maintained their race, religion, culture and language; and all they wanted was their natural territory to complete their Nationality. The reconstruction of the Hebrew Nation on Palestine is just an affirmation of the fact that Country, Race, Religion, Culture and Language must exist unequivocally together to form the Nation idea.”
“I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.”
“My mother enjoyed few things more than investing in the underdogs and showing them that they were special and could achieve their dreams.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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