"The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated."

-- H. L. Mencken

#Funny Quotes #Inspiring Quotes #Appreciation Quotes

“I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter....”
“Let's face it, the Internet was designed for the PC. The Internet is not designed for the iPhone. That's why they've got 75,000 applications - they're all trying to make the Internet look decent on the iPhone.”

Source : "Ballmer: "The Internet Was Designed For The PC. The Internet Is Not Designed For The iPhone" by Henry Blodget, www.businessinsider.com. October 21, 2009.
“Smile ..... Expand HappinesS.”
“... if I wanted to have a happy garden, I must ally myself with my soil; study and help it to the utmost, untiringly. .... Always, the soil must come first.”
“I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off.”
“I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.”
“I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.”
“But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of their hand-holding on the street and lying on top of each other on the Cambridge Common, prefer their privacy.”

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