"A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'"

-- Dana Carvey

#Mom Quotes #Dad Quotes #Son Quotes

“If right and left are competing to be the biggest victim, who is competing to be the government?”
“Art would be useless if the world were perfect.”
“No one really needs me,â€ he says, and there's no self-pity in his voice...â€œI do,â€ I say. â€œI need you.â€ He looks upset, takes a deep breath as if to begin a long argument, and that's no good, no good at all, because he'll start going on about Prim and my mother and everything and I'll just get confused. So before he can talk, I stop his lips with a kiss.”
“I'm attracted to Ferraris and Bentleys, but I don't know if I'll ever have a chance to own one of those.”

Source : Interview with John Scott Lewinski, www.askmen.com.
“If one lights a fire for others, one will brighten one's own way.”
“The first act of awe, when man was struck with the beauty or wonder of Nature, was the first spiritual experience.”
“Without Christ there is no hope.”
“The real world is not easy to live in. It is rough; it is slippery. Without the most clear-eyed adjustments we fall and get crushed. A man must stay sober; not always, but most of the time.”

Source : 1921 The Crow's Nest,'In His Baby Blue Ship'.

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