"I wish I had more hands, so I could give those ***** four thumbs down!"

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Source : "Chappelle's Show". m.imdb.com. 2003–2006.

Dave Chappelle

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Hands Quotes

“If you choose to lead your life just like everyone else, then what exactly is it that you have to offer?”
“It's an awful truth that suffering can deepen us, give a greater lustre to our colours, a richer resonance to our words.”
“Poetry is not efficient. If you want to learn how to cook a lobster, itâ€™s probably best not to look to poetry. But if you want to see the word lobster in all its reactant oddity, its pied beauty, as if for the first time, go to poetry. And if you want to know what itâ€™s like to be that lobster in the pot, thatâ€™s in poetry too.”

Source : Dean Young (2010). “The Art of Recklessness: Poetry as Assertive Force and Contradiction”, Graywolf Press
“Being a good example is the best form of service.”
“Find out what you really like if you can. Find out what is really important to you. Then sing your song. You will have something to sing about and your whole heart will be in the singing.”

Source : Robert Henri (1960). “The art spirit”, Lippincott Williams & Wilkins
“Being wise doth either make men our friends or discourage them from being our enemies.”
“God has loved you since before you were born-so much so that 2,000 years ago, He sent His Son Jesus to die in your place.”
“Today they forget you in five years. They give an artist nowadays four or five years and that's it. Some of them don't have that. They get a couple of releases. If you don't sell two million copies, you're gone, you're out of here.”

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