"Women love a self-confident bald man."

-- Larry David

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“America washes its dirty linen in public. When scandals such as this one hit, they do sully America's image in the world. But what usually also gets broadcast around the world is the vivid reality that the United States forces accountability and punishes wrongdoing, even at the highest levels.”
“Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.”
“Language is like drinking from one's own reflection in still water. We only take from it what we are at the time.”
“There's a thrill when you have a hard set, a rugged workout, and you feel it, and you take it, and you go beyond it.”
“This is the moment of your defeat; you have just put in the last nails in the coffin of communism.”
“Knowledge comes from learning. Wisdom comes from living.”
“He who has no inclination to learn more will be very apt to think that he knows enough.”
“I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.”

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