"I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Baby Quotes #Mama Quotes #Three Quotes

“Taking care of yourself is the most important thing.”
“Louis Armstrong playing trumpet on the Judgment Day.”

Source : Song: Genie On A Table Top, Album: Famous Last Words, 1993
“A continuum links peaceful law-abiding ideological Muslims at one end and murderous jihadists at the other.”
“I had to endure the worst time of all in terms of racial discrimination in Hollywood when I first started out. It was inconcievable to American directors and producers that a Mexican woman could have a lead role.”
“The idea of watching an entire film basically from one person's perspective - and not even really from their perspective, but [it's] probably the most intimately shot film that's in any of these categories. If you're not familiar with Son of Saul, basically it's a film about a Jewish guy who's in concentration camp, but he helps dispose of the bodies after they leave the gas chamber. So, you watch the entire movie looking at Saul's face and looking at his interactions with people.”
“Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?”
“There's nothing more vulnerable than just standing in front of a thousand people, or ten thousand people, and doing your best to entertain them, touch them in some way.”
“If you cannot be merciful, at least speak as though you are a sinner. If you are not a peacemaker, at least do not be a troublemaker. If you cannot be assiduous, at least in your thought be like a sluggard. If you are not victorious, do not exalt yourself over the vanquished. If you cannot close the mouth of a man who disparages his companion, at least refrain from joining him in this.- St. Isaac the Syrian”

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