"Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks."

-- Demetri Martin

#Rocks Quotes #Paper Quotes #Damage Quotes

“Not only does one drink champagne, but one inhales it, one looks at it, one swallows it ...And one drinks it.”
“The concept of national sovereignty has been an immutable, indeed sacred, principle of international relations. It is a principle which will yield only slowly and reluctantly to the new imperatives of global environmental cooperation. It is simply not feasible for sovereignty to be exercised unilaterally by individual nation states, however powerful. The global community must be assured of environmental security.”
“I don't know that I find either aspect of Jesus more interesting than the other, although maybe I think about the God one more.”
“I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.”
“I think Captain Cousteau might be the father of the environmental movement.”
“I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.”
“The odds were against us, but we deserve to be where we are.”
“I'd go dance at talent shows, and because I was young I had the upper hand on a lot of other crews. People thought it was cute. I used that to my advantage.”

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