"I can say that. I have a television show."

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Daniel Tosh

#Television Quotes #Shows Quotes

“Who fastest walks, but walks astray, Is only furthest from his way.”

Source : "The Poetical Works of Matthew Prior".
“beware the easy griefs / that fool and fuel nothing.”
“I do not accept that life has an ordinary shape, or that there is anything ordinary about life at all. We make it ordinary, but it is not.”
“Silence in the face of injustice is complicity with the opressor.”
“With the year off, I think most guys were excited to get going, but coming to Ottawa, a new place, made me even more excited.”
“Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees; it is a matter of the will, quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life.”

Source : "Youth". Essay by Samuel Ullman, www.beliefnet.com. 1920.
“I first saw the site for Disneyland back in 1953, In those days it was all flat land - no rivers, no mountains, no castles or rocket ships - just orange groves, and a few acres of walnut trees.”
“. . . I believe one half of the world is born for the convenience of the other half . . .”

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