"I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

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Groucho Marx

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“For me, my faith is a really big part of my life, and it is important for me to walk it out every day, .. Part of our faith as Christians is the command that we let people see who we are as Christians. I'm doing my part to show who I am and that I'm not ashamed of it.”
“Actually... I'm starting a new thing and rebelling against ridiculously high heels. It's inhumane.”

Source : Exclusive Twitterview with Nina Dobrev, www.seventeen.com. May 20, 2011.
“I wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman.”
“If ardent passions push not men on to lofty enterprise, calm wisdom never will accomplish it.”

Source : Vittorio Alfieri (1876). “The Tragedies of Vittorio Alfieri: Philip. Polynices. Antigone. Virginia. Agamemnon. Orestes. Rosmunda. Octavia. Timoleon. Merope. Mary Stuart”
“If anyone tells you it's impossible to be fabulous and smart and make a ton of money using math, well, they can just get in line behind you - and kiss your math.”
“To me, that's where memories are very interesting because what happens when we start losing memories? What happens when you can't take your memories with you? Who are we without our memories, without our past?”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I am sorry we promoted sexual orientation change efforts and reparative theories about sexual orientation that stigmatized parents.”
“I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark.”

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