"I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird."

-- Pat Paulsen

#Wings Quotes #Bird Quotes #Middle Quotes

“There is no single grand strategy. Just as the New Left abandoned an overarching program and became a series of like-minded groups advancing area by area, so it must counterattacked area by area.”
“The saint, we are told, once lived a life of sin - nothing spectacular, of course, just the usual things.”

Source : Nissim Ezekiel (1976). “Hymns in darkness”
“When in doubt, err on the side of generosity.”
“As it fell upon a day In the merry month of May, Sitting in a pleasant shade Which a grove of myrtles made.”

Source : 'Poems: In Divers Humours' (1598) 'An Ode'
“It can be exhausting eating a meal cooked by a man. With a woman, it's, Ho hum, pass the beans. A guy, you have to act like he just built the Taj Mahal.”
“Forsake all inhibitions, Pursue thy dreams.”
“I feel like I owe it to the readers to try to pull back the veil and give them the honest version of what's going on. But it's not more fun. If Obama, as he does sometimes already, gets a little snippy with me about something I've written, you're thinking, 'Oh God, the president of the United States is already annoyed with me.'”
“The quarterback is in charge of the chuck wagon. He's handing it out here and there, but he can't just throw it out there indiscriminately or the wolves will get him.”

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