"Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?"

-- Pat Paulsen

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“Money is a sort of instinct. It's a sort of property of nature in a person to make money. It's nothing you do. It's no trick you play. It's a sort of permanent accident of your own nature; once you start, you make money, and you go on. . . But you've got to begin. . . You've got to get in. You can do nothing if you are kept outside. You've got to beat your way in. Once you've done that, you can't help it!”
“For some the most terrible aspect of it was the deportations, while for others it was the leveling bombings or the mass deaths by starvation and cold.”
“But no, I don't really like romantic comedies, so I don't really care. I never go see 'em.”
“A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her.”
“You're in direct contact with the music by having the strings under your fingers. It's not mechanical like a piano.”
“Accessible design is good design.”
“What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as Iâ€™m concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you donâ€™t have a hooker in your hotel room, youâ€™re creepy and I donâ€™t trust you. And I donâ€™t do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. Thatâ€™s how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. Iâ€™d look like a cat in a hoardersâ€™ house.”
“I have devoted my whole life to the study of Nature, and yet a single sentence may express all that I have done. I have shown that there is a correspondence between the succession of Fishes in geological times and the different stages of their growth in the egg,-this is all. It chanced to be a result that was found to apply to other groups and has led to other conclusions of a like nature.”

Source : Louis Agassiz (2003). “Agassiz on Evolution: Methods of study in natural history”

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