"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

-- Bill Cosby

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“I'm not big on flak jackets and tie-dyed shirts. You know, that's not me.”
“And so Iâ€™ll let you go, and let it be. Whatever”
“When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.”

Source : "Get to Know Fall's Hot Guys!" by Neha Gandhi, www.seventeen.com. September 19, 2011.
“Our bodies communicate to us clearly and specifically, if we are willing to listen to them.”
“We went with the St. Lawrence Experience, which is run by Joe Babbitt, who is a close friend now. We went out there for 10 days and we had the best week of our lives, and we've been going back since. We've been back three times now.”
“In the US, there is basically one party - the business party. It has two factions, called Democrats and Republicans, which are somewhat different but carry out variations on the same policies. By and large, I am opposed to those policies. As is most of the population.”
“When faced with the inevitable, you always have a choice.... As I learned during my liberal arts education, any symbol can have, in the imaginative context, two versions, a positive and a negative. If you spill your milk, you're left with a glass which is either half empty or half full.... You may not be able to alter reality, but you can alter your attitude towards it, and this, paradoxically, alters reality. Try it and see.”
“If these United States can be called a body, then Kentucky can be called its heart.”

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