"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."

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“The venn diagram of boys who donâ€™t like smart girls and boys you donâ€™t wanna date is a circle.”
“Our lives are like these things I make. Turn 'em, build 'em, bake 'em in fire. That's what you've been, son. Baked and fired. But a pot don't have the right to choose whether he be for water, wine, or just left empty. You have, son. You have.”
“Beauty thinks it needs no talent and can feed on itself, so it soon dies.”
“I prefer to be busy all day long, and when you work for someone else, you're not busy enough.”
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
“Silence is all the genius a fool has.”
“I had thought joy to be rather synonymous with happiness, but it seems now to be far less vulnerable than happiness. Joy seems to be a part of an unconditional wish to live, not holding back because life may not meet our preferences and expectations. Joy seems to be a function of the willingness to accept the whole, and to show up to meet with whatever is there. It has a kind of invincibility that attachment to any particular outcome would deny us.”
“I've never really been the type of person who worries much about what people think of me.”

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