"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

-- Yogi Berra

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“The body's weakness comes from illnesses, while the heart's weakness comes from sins. And just as the body does not taste the delights of food when it is ill, the heart does not taste the delights of worship when it is sinful.”
“The socialist society would have to forbid capitalist acts between consenting adults.”

Source : Anarchy, State, and Utopia ch. 7 (1974)
“It's folly that women measure their happiness with the pleasures of the bed, but they do. And when the pleasure cools or their man goes missing, all they once lived for turns dark and hateful.”
“The primacy of the word, basis of the human psyche, that has in our age been used for mind-bending persuasion and brain-washing pulp, disgraced by Gobbles and debased by advertising copy, remains a force for freedom that flies out between all bars.”
“It's never really been that hard for me. I've never had any desire to eat meat. In fact, when I was a kid I would have a really difficult time eating meat at all.”

Source : "Has Britney found yet another rehab romance?" by Jeannette Walls, www.today.com. April 05, 2007.
“Thank God, they cannot cut down the clouds!”
“Accomplished a bit more for Bush than for Gore only because there were more question marks for Bush. I think he established that he possesses at least the minimum qualifications for being president.”
“All men are intellectuals, but not all men have in society the function of intellectuals”

Source : "Selections from the Prison Notebooks". Book by Antonio Gramsci, 1971.

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