"A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious."

-- Joel Hodgson

#Trying Quotes #Serious Quotes #Theory Quotes

“As for the many followers of the Koran being slaughtered daily by Islamic terrorists, the world will have to wait until Barack Obama is out of office before America's might will be used to save these Muslims.”
“All differences in this world are of degree, and not of kind, because oneness is the secret of everything.”
“This job's a pain-it's so mundane It sure don't stimulate my brain.”
“The worst disease in the world is hate. And the cure for hate is love.”

Source : Song: The Cure, 2009
“Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even.”
“If we were created in Godâ€™s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.”
“I'm going to beat this cancer or die trying.”
“The biggest defeat in every department of life is to forget, especially the things that have done you in, and to die without realizing how far people can go in the way of crumminess. When the grave lies open before us, letâ€™s not try to be witty, but on the other hand, letâ€™s not forget, but make it our business to record the worst of the human viciousness weâ€™ve seen without changing one word. When thatâ€™s done, we can curl up our toes and sink into the pit. Thatâ€™s work enough for a lifetime.”

Source : "Journey to the End of the Night". Book by Louis-Ferdinand Celine, 1932.

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