"I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Book Quotes #School Quotes #Saws Quotes

“The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.”

Source : "The Best Democracy Money Can Buy". Book by Greg Palast, p. 141, 2002.
“Most professional players are their own biggest critics. Some of the things you read in the papers that strike you as bang out of order will already have been thought by the players themselves”

Source : "This time it's for Rio" by Paul Wilson, www.theguardian.com. May 20, 2006.
“I am two of the most powerful words; for what you put after them shapes your reality.”
“When I come to the rink each day, in my heart and my mind, I'm going to expect to win, because that's the way I think. It's going to be way different than it has in the past for me, in some ways, coming here.”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Whatever you give out in life is what you receive back in life. Give positivity, you receive back positivity; give negativity, you receive back negativity.”
“The philosophy to 'buy and hold' is a philosophy that I use to manage funds.”
“Once I got into space, I was feeling very comfortable in the universe. I felt like I had a right to be anywhere in this universe, that I belonged here as much as any speck of stardust, any comet, any planet”

Source : "Then & Now: Dr. Mae Jemison". CNN Interview, edition.cnn.com. June 19, 2005.
“I don't want to talk about nonsense because it doesn't help me.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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