"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."

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Jay London

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“I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.”
“A win's a win, unless it is not a win, and then it's not a win.”
“Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.”
“During the lifetime of Japan I became very neurotic, very paranoid.”
“I always feel pressure. If you don't feel nervous, that means you don't care about how you play. I care about how I perform. I've always said the day I'm not nervous playing is the day I quit.”
“Climate change will affect the basic elements of life for people around the world - access to water, food production, health, and the environment. Hundreds of millions of people could suffer hunger, water shortages and coastal flooding as the world warms”

Source : "The Cost Benefit Analysis of Climate Change Legislation: Future Generations Will Thank You" by H. A. Goodman, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 22, 2014.
“Here's my feeling: For everyone, men and women, it's important to be a feminist. It's important to have female characters. It's wonderful for women to mentor other women, but it's just as important for women to mentor men and vice-versa. In my line of work, having Greg Daniels be such a great mentor to me is fantastic. Finding a writer's assistant, be it a man or a woman, and encouraging them to think with a feminist perspective, is key.”
“The alpha male is always willing to walk away.”

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