"The secret of longevity... Is to keep breathing!"

-- Sophie Tucker

#Retirement Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Breathing Quotes

“I got mouths to feed til they put flowers on me.”
“The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. Get into a fist fight, put your mind on the strategy of the fight, and you will not feel the other fellow's punches.”
“I have severe osteoporosis. Your bones start to collapse.”
“The single biggest stimulus to the economy are the unemployment benefits we're paying. These people go out and they spend the money. They go out and they have to get by to everything from paying their mortgage or buying food or just getting by. It has a significant impact on economic growth and the continuation of economic growth.”
“The body is a rock; the arms are snakes”
“When we grow careless of keeping our souls, then God recovers our taste of good things again by sharp crosses.”

Source : Richard Sibbes (2013). “The Bruised Reed”, p.80, Lulu Press, Inc
“Every person who is offered a knighthood has the opportunity to say yes or no. You get a letter from the Prime Minister saying you've been recommended for a knighthood and there are two little boxes, one says yes, one says no.”
“Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . . and when we're not laughing, we're smiling.”

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