"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything."

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Demetri Martin

#Sports Quotes #Play Quotes #Trophies Quotes

“Neurons that fire together wire together. You can rewire your brain for higher consciousness by focusing on love.”
“Pictures are written, acted, directed, photographed, edited, scored and all that. The screenwriter determines what scenes are in and what scenes are out; decides whether that bit of information is dramatized or just referred to; whether it takes place on or off screen. There are millions of decisions made by the screenwriter.”
“I find it is a challenge being a student athlete, but I am the kind of individual that loves challenges. I see this as my job rather than a chore so it makes it easier to get through the day. Regular students dont spend 4 hours at the track, 2 in the training room and they especially don't have to watch everything they eat. I enjoy what I do immensely and take the good with the bad.”
“I'm not going to miss wearing the braces very much.”
“I don't myself believe that, even when we fulfill our minimum obligations not to cause pain, we have the right to kill animals. I know I would not have the right to kill you, however painlessly, just because I liked your flavour, and I am not in a position to judge that your life is worth more to you than the animal's to it.”

Source : "Don't Ever Forget: Collected Views and Reviews".
“Some people had fathers who were bankers or farmers, my father made films, that's how I saw it. As for the movie stars, they were just around, some of them were friends, others weren't, it was all just a part of my everyday life.”
“The more innocent you are, the more blissful you will be.”
“It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch.”

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