"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

-- Mae West

#Funny Quotes #Women Quotes #Memorable Quotes

“You always gotta be on time, an hour ahead of everything. You always gotta be prepared.”

Source : "Beanie Sigel keeping spirits high despite legal problems" by Shaheem Reid, www.mtv.com. July 08, 2003.
“My health is so often impaired that I begin to be as weary of it as mending old lace; when it is patched in one place, it breaks out in another.”
“The greatness of every mighty organization embodying an idea in this world lies in the religious fanaticism and intolerance with which, fanatically convinced of its own right, it intolerantly imposes its will against all others.”
“If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost.”
“Wearing your clothes or standing in the shower for over an hour, pretending that this skin is your skin, these hands your hands, these shins, these soapy flanks”
“After a great game or a great practice, man, I feel on top of the world.”
“I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.”
“High expectations don't bother me at all.”

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