"If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you."

-- Seve Ballesteros

#Sorry Quotes #Home Quotes #Golf Quotes

“Producers generally don't like me; directors do, generally. Convincing the producers is hard. They can't see the commercial value behind such a face, nor would they get a commercial value, necessarily - and I don't mean that in a good way or a bad way.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“For me, life is an opportunity to serve Him, and death is the privilege of getting to be with Him.”
“I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.”
“If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!”
“It wasn't until late high school and early college that I gained enough size and skill to make me welcome on intramural basketball teams.”
“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”

Source : Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.64, Bloomsbury Publishing USA
“America ainâ€™t three fifths bad.”
“Our bread and water are of one table: the progeny of Adam are as a single soul.”

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